Make a wish, have it corrupted.

[cardcollector01]

Saw this on a Hockey forum, and think it will take off here. Here's an example

First poster: I wish I had a better job.

Next poster (in response to the one above it only!): Granted, but you eventually got fired and ended up homeless. I wish I could live in Florida

So you corrupt the next person up's wish, then make your own. Please keep it clean guys!


I'll start us off!


I wish the Bruins could win a Cup in my lifetime!

Robbie

 

[TJCloutier]

Or they could turn out being like the Boston Red Sox and not win it for over 80 years and you'll die before you ever see the day

Man, I wish I would win the World Series of Poker

 

[eenrique25]

Granted but you get robbed of all your money on your way out form the casino.

I wish the Yankees would go bankrupt

 

[David K.]

Granted but.....they will win 10 more world series! I would love to see the Twins get a pitcher like Lincecum!

 

[negreyjr]

Granted...but he'll blow out his elbow before Game 7 of the World Series, and they'll lose to the Marlins.

I wish the Indians would be competitive more often!

 

[bdink25]

They were at Little Big Horn.

Everyone on the Bench should buy stock in the Pittsburgh Pirates.

 

[mindbinge]

granted, but then Tom Coughlin takes over and destroys your franchise....we all go bankrupt.

I wish Dale Murphy would be enshrined in the Baseball Hall of Fame.

 

[mm1sub]

granted, but then there is the smell of a scandal that seys the voters only vote for nice guys and leave the steriod guys out.

I wish the Browns could play in the Super Bowl just once before I am gone.

 

[TJCloutier]

Granted but then you realize that the only way the Browns are going to the superbowl are if you eat something bad on a Saturday night. (thats clean, but not clean )

p.s I posted a wish already yesterday, is it like once a day or just like once in all? I want to corrupt more then 1 persons wish

I wish... That I could obtain all the Sheffield 1/1's in the world.

 

[The GU Guy]

granted but then they found 1millionmore of the cards and they are worthless

I wish the Raiders Would Win another SuperBowl

 

[rynofan23]

Granted, but then the team is moved to Guam and they fail to win another game before folding as a franchise...

I wish the Chicago Cubs would win the World Series.

 

[r5-grnd-pndr]

Granted, but then hell would freeze over and the devil would be resigned to living on earth.

I wish the bears could get some good offensive production and win the big game again

 

[loftheb]

Granted, but they would do it by trading a ton of draft picks for Jay Cutler and he would lead the league in interceptions, thus not being able to draft any impact player for years

I mean, granted, but the Bears would make their "big game" the NFC Championship and lose in the Super Bowl

I wish Green Bay would host a Super Bowl.

 

[mindbinge]

Granted, but they would do it by trading a ton of draft picks for Jay Cutler and he would lead the league in interceptions, thus not being able to draft any impact player for years

I mean, granted, but the Bears would make their "big game" the NFC Championship and lose in the Super Bowl

I wish Green Bay would host a Super Bowl.

Granted...but it would be the Vikings and Brett Favre that win it in Green Bay and piss everyone off.

I wish...I had 3 more wishes

 

[negreyjr]

granted, but it would only be to "wish away" cards out of your collection.

I wish Brady Quinn lived up to the hype.

 

[pac_rat_76]

Granted, but he lives up to it after he is traded to Baltimore.

I wish the Vikings would actually win a Super Bowl before I die!

 

[redsfan24]

granted, the colts will always beat them.

i wish brett favre will retire

 

[cardcollector01]

Granted, but he will play another ten seasons before he's forced to retire by his momma!


I wish my padded envelopes would come in the mail already....

 

[roxy]

Granted, but then you end up in a padded cell.

I wish commercials were limited by law to 100 showings.

 

[redsfan24]

granted, they will always be shown

i wish redemption cards never existed