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Find a way to make the text blink and add some midi music in the background that can't be disabled (I'm thinking "Rhythm Is A Dancer" or "Sweet Dreams Are Made of This") so you can have the full-on "class of 1998" look.
And a big animated, spinning '"e" as your email link!
....a las, I jest. You might re-think the repeating wallpaper, it's a bit hard on the eyes.