Aww c'mon it is in pure jest.. see the Q&A?
Q: do you guarantee that this will pass JSA or DNA authentication? greg Oct-22-09
A: To answer this question we must first ask ourselves, "what is authentication?". Are you or I authentic? Is LIFE authentic? Is Santa Claus authentic? Is the SPIRIT of Santa in a child's eyes authentic? YES IT IS. This is bigger than you or I or authentication my friends.